The First Stroke T-Shirt

Much attention has been paid to the cut. They fit across your shoulders as snugly as a doorman’s arm, and are slightly fitted around the lower half to flatter washboard and prosperous stomachs alike.
The 100% cotton fabric is so soft you will be unable to stop rubbing and touching yourself in public. You will enjoy it before, and during, your arrest.
Most quality t-shirts are double stitched. Ours are triple stitched, which means that they are 50% better.
The colours and prints have been washed so that you don’t look too shiny and new, and more like a gin weary loafer.
100% machine washable, not that you care.

Colour shown: Brown